What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?